“Resident Evil” (2026) Review
“Accidents happen!” One character shouts this line while quickly trying to explain how a zombie outbreak occurred, but it ends up being the ethos of Resident Evil. Rather than stitching
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“Over Your Dead Body” (2026) Review
When a married couple tries to kill each other, the obvious question arises: Was divorce not on the table? The subject doesn’t really come up in the absurd violence of
“Hope” (2026) Review
Hope is a fitting title for this creature-feature romp that almost finds a groove amid its fast-paced, bonkers scenes. There were always moments that kept drawing me back into this destructive
“Buffet Infinity” Review
On a dull Sunday afternoon, the mediocre onslaught of television churns out cheap, hollow cries of capitalist noise. The greased-up footage of Americana food, the tacky gimmicks of car dealerships,
“Onslaught” Review
I can imagine a younger version of myself enthusiastically speaking about a movie like Onslaught, specifically because of its ingredients. It’s a mindset I might have to channel to explain why
“Buddy” (2026) Review
The fossilized footprint of Barney the Dinosaur was so ubiquitous in the 1990s that it’s hard to explain his fluffy grip on the youth and the toxic level of hatred
“Colony” (2026) Review
After legions of zombie outbreak movies, it can be tough to find something more exciting beyond the humdrum theatrics of contorting bodies, flesh-munching teeth, and gallons of toxic blood. Colony
“It Ends” Review
For anybody who has driven through America, there’s a monotony to the endless roads of nothing. Miles of asphalt and trees across flat, dull lands that never seem to stop.
“Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” Review
While many horror films are content floating in the kiddie pool of nostalgia, Jane Schoenbrun straps on some scuba gear to dive into the deeper depths of the genre. What
“The Devil’s Mouth” Review
Shark movies have come a long way from the lackluster imitators of Jaws to the cheap absurdity of Sharknado. Within this long legacy of creature features, The Devil’s Mouth exists