“Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” Review
I’m struggling to find the right words to slay Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 without using “fat” or “stupid.” It’s rather hard since that’s all there really is to the
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All Things Movies With Mark McPherson
“Mad Max: Fury Road” Review
The only negative criticism I’ve heard for Mad Max: Fury Road was from one grumpy old man. After he left the screening, he remarked that the movie was nothing more
“Cinderella” (2015) Review
In an era where it seems as though all fairytales need to be turned on their heads from over-the-top action (Jack the Giant Slayer) to rape allegories (Maleficent), Disney’s live-action
“The Human Centipede 3” Review
The Human Centipede trilogy is a despicable and vile concoction of horror and director Tom Six is fully aware. He basks in his crude and mean-spirited creations by promoting them
“An American Girl: Grace Stirs Up Success” Review
Once more into the American Girl franchise I plunge. By now, I’ve become used to the formula. I open the case, dig my way through the coupons of the expensive
“The Town That Dreaded Sundown” (2014) Review
The remake of this little horror picture from the 1970’s comes in with a unique angle. Echoing storytelling the likes of Wes Craven’s New Nightmare and The Human Centipede 2
“Get Hard” Review
Get Hard is the Hart/Ferrel buddy picture that can’t decide if it wants to be Trading Places or Stir Crazy. It is this inconsistency with tone – coupled with a heaping helping of racist/stereotype
“’71” Review
The streets of Belfast in 1971 erupted into violence with Protestants and Catholics at each other’s throats. The British army is called in to search homes for firearms. Their presence
“Monster High: Scaris, City of Frights” Review
Once more I venture into the limitless void of the TV movie franchise Monster High. Intended as little more than a commercial for the brand of monster themed dolls, I
“.hack//G.U. The Trilogy” Review
The world of .hack has grown far too meta and silly for its own good by the time it reached G.U. One glance at this movie and you’d swear you